Title: Mort
Series: Discworld #4
Author: Sir Terry Pratchett
Genre: Low Fantasy
Trigger Warnings: Death, death of children, adult/minor relationship (technically), animal death, suicidal thoughts (mention), body horror (mild), murder, alcohol (mentions)
Spoiler Warning: This book is fourth in a series, but neither the book nor the review contain any spoilers of previous books.
Back Cover:
Death comes to us all. When he came to Mort, he offered him a job.
After being assured that being dead was not compulsory, Mort accepted. However, he soon found that romantic longings did not mix easily with the responsibilities of being Death’s apprentice…
Review:
Reading the early Discworld books after having read almost exclusively later books is a wild experience. I’m curious to find the point in the series where it changes from Discworld-crossing fate-of-the-world adventures to geographically-limited profound human stories.
This book came very close to being the first Discworld book that I didn’t finish, and its saving grace was that it’s so short. By the time I got well and truly fed up I only had an hour and a half left and I figured at that point I might as well finish the thing.
Mort follows Mort, a farmer’s son who gets apprenticed to Death and completely screws up everything because he saw a pretty face. That is literally his motivation. He glimpsed a pretty girl while in the middle of doing something else and proceeds to fall so head over heels for this girl who is pretty and whom he has never spoken to that his actions start unraveling the very fabric of reality. And he does his gosh darned best to avoid putting it right despite one method of putting it right requiring him to do absolutely nothing and let a thing happen. This is not technically an idiot plot because Mort is the only real idiot here, but I suppose Death is partially at fault too for giving his apprentice a ton of responsibility and then not bothering to check on him.
Death himself is a pretty neat character to follow around, and I think I would have preferred the book to be about him. Mort isn’t awful as a character, except for the idiot part, but a couple of jarring fast-forwards through time make his growing-up process feel weirdly abrupt (and yet he doesn’t grow out of being an idiot). Death’s adopted daughter is rude, bratty, and obnoxious, and yet like Malicia in The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents, she is justified and rewarded for it in the end. I hate it and I hate her, but luckily from the ending I don’t think she’ll be showing up again.
The Discworld is cool. Death is awesome. Mort is an idiot, Death’s daughter is obnoxious, and the entire plot could have been avoided if Mort was less of an idiot for a pretty face or if Death actually checked his apprentice’s work. There’s a lot of great ideas here, and I hope they get to be in a better story in the next book featuring Death.
The Discworld series:
- The Colour of Magic
- The Light Fantastic
- Equal Rites
- Mort
- Sourcery
- Wyrd Sisters
- Pyramids
- Guards! Guards!
- Eric
- Moving Pictures
- Reaper Man
- Witches Abroad
- Small Gods
- Lords and Ladies
- Men at Arms
- Soul Music
- Interesting Times
- Maskerade
- Feet of Clay
- Hogfather
- Jingo
- The Last Continent
- Carpe Jugulum
- The Fifth Elephant
- The Truth
- Thief of Time
- The Last Hero
- The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
- Night Watch
- The Wee Free Men
- Monstrous Regiment
- A Hat Full of Sky
- Going Postal
- Thud!
- Wintersmith
- Making Money
- Unseen Academicals
- I Shall Wear Midnight
- Snuff
- Raising Steam
- The Shepherd’s Crown
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